(via ironfist)
anonymous asked: Is it racist that a bunch of conservatives are trying to start a scandal about a Marine holding an umbrella for Obama, when they didn’t care about it for Bush I, Bush II, or Ronald “Goatfucker” Reagan?
Yes, conservatives are pieces of shit.
Exhibit 255
Taric [32:01]: zac i know you’re fed but please stop fighting their entire team
Taric [32:15]: the only 5v1 you’ve ever won was against your own flubber
(Thanks to Cabbanator for the quote!)
(Source: comfortablynum, via roguesandevolution)
Exhibit 254
Vayne [All][41:32]: fckin mundo 6 diffrent boots
Dr. Mundo [All][42:12] WELCUM TO MUNDOS SHOSE SHOP
(Thanks to dh951 for the quote!)
Recipe-Without-Instructions: fresh summery grape tomatoes, feta, basil, excellent grilled local sausage, crusty bread. Swirled up in a bowl. Eaten in-hands standing around watching somebody else mow the crazy-growing-grass. Just make sure you leave some for the do-gooder. Now go.
(Source: cheynesaw, via thedeargrandson)
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via roguesandevolution)